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Update: Smart Contract now runs on proof of hairsprayVitalik Buterin changes jobs after Trump tweeted “I’m the Best at Crypto“Trump declares: “Crypto Trump will build a firewall, and Bitcoin will pay for it!“Trump tweets: “Crypto Trump is the most beautiful, perfect cryptocurrency ever created, believe me!“Trump mistakes ice cream machine for crypto mining rigAfter serving fast food, Trump promises to make Crypto Trump transactions 'faster than a McDonald's drive-thru.“Donald Trump announces his new administration will be funded entirely by Crypto TrumpTrump Claims He Invented BlockchainTrump’s New Economic Plan: “Buy Low, Tweet High!“Trump’s Tax Plan: “Pay Your Taxes in Memecoins!”Trump: “We’re changing the name of the White House to the “Trump House““Fake News” Now Officially Designated as a National Sport!“With Crypto Trump, every American can be a millionaire! Just like me - TrumpTrump Proposes “Memes for Votes” Initiative!Trump Vows to End Ukraine Conflict in 24 Hours—“And I’ll Pay for It with My Memecoin!“TikTok Still Safe, But Only for Dance Challenges Featuring MAGA Hats”Trump launches new NFT collection featuring his different hair stylesTrump is thinking about renaming himself to Satoshi TrumpElon Musk Offers Trump to Build World’s First Crypto Casino on MarsElon Promises Tesla Cybertrucks Will Run on TrumpCoinTaco Bowl Rewards Points will become compatible with Crypto Trump TokensTrump Claims His Skin Reflects the Future of Crypto: “Bright, Bold, and Impossible to Miss“Elon shows his Phantom Wallet, Trump Asks If It Can Store His McDonald’s CouponsEXCLUSIVE: Elon Musk Calls Crypto Trump the “Most YUGE“ Coin Ever Created—“Nothing Like It, Even Dogecoin is Jealous,“ He Claims.Trump Declares “Crypto Trump“ Coin Will Be the “Most Transparent Cryptocurrency Ever“—Blockchain Powered by his private Golf Club Wi-Fi.Trump Pushes Mars-Based Crypto Plan, “Crypto Trump“ Coin to Power Mars Colonies—Also Includes Free McDonald’s for Every Martian”